Posted in: Other - Short Stories
Date: February 26, 2010
Carlonzo was a boring man. He had nothing interesting to say, and he no ideas for entertaining things to do.
Carlonzo would often sit in front of the television for hours on end. He would be mildly amusued by the antics that the bright, shiny box would show to him. His favorite television shows were reality TV. He just loved to see how other people lived their lives. It was just so... real.
But Carlonzo no longer wanted that life! He realized that such a life was one of tomfoolery!
So one day, Carlonzo decided that he would become interesting. He immediately set to work reading newspapers and becoming updated on current events. He developed strong opinions of everthing he read, and he practiced presenting those opinions whenever he had a chance. Not only that, but he thought of funny and witty things to say, and said them confidently whenever the opportunity presented itself.
Carlonzo would go to bars, and drink Dos Equies. He would often imagine that he was the most intersting man in the world, and would mingle among the bar's patrons. Everyone loved Carlonzo, and although he wasn't the most intersting man in the world, he certainly was intersting.
Carlonzo knew that an interesting man needed more than just the ability to think and speak. He decided to take up the sport of basketball. Every saturday he would go out and play basketball with the neighborhood kids. At first the kids laughed at Carlonzo, because Carlonzo sucked. As time went on though, Carlonzo became a powerful force on the basketball court. The kids would often compliment Carlonzo on his extrodinary skills, and slap him on the ass.
From that day on, Carlonzo was an interesting man.
THE END
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