Posted in: Other - Short Stories
Date: February 26, 2010
It was a beautiful day, and Harold stepped onto the back porch. It had rained the night before, and there was a fresh scent that made Harold very happy. This would be a fantastic day!
Harold sat down on the back-porch chair, breathed in deeply, and took a sip of his coffee.
Suddenly, Harold felt something strange. It was cold and wet and it sent shivers down his spine. It was the dreaded wet butt!
Harold quickly stood up, his butt sopping wet. What a terrible start to the day!
Harold went inside to change. Unfortunately, Harold didn't have any clean clothes, and the only thing Harold hated more than wet butt was wearing dirty clothes.
For the rest of the day, Harold walked around with his wet butt. At the grocery store, everyone pointed and laughed. This made Harold very mad!
At work, Harold's fellow employees poked fun at his wet butt. They made up funny names for Harold, and that made Harold even more angry!
From that day on, Harold vowed to never sit in any chair until he had closely examined it. Wet butt would never get him ever again!
THE END