Posted in: Other
Date: November 07, 2009
Throughout the ages, many men have sought out the golden scepter of all manliness: The Epic Beard. In the past, the beard growing journey was quite easy. Many men traveled the path and arrived at their destinations. Nowadays, that is not the case. The path has become difficult and filled with many obstacles. If a man is to succeed in growing an Epic Beard, he must be aware of these obstacles.
If you listen to my wise words, you will be successful in growing an Epic Beard.
Yes, you are an obstacles to growing an Epic Beard. Initially, you will be excited about growing your beard. You will tell your friends about your goal, and you will dream of the day that you have long hair drooping from your face. But be careful! As time goes on, excitement will be replaced with indifference. Your beard will become itchy and trap food in its gnarly locks. Not only that, but when you blow your nose, your beard will cling tightly to the snot. These and other inconveniences will be a hindrance to your beard growing journey. If you are to grow an Epic Beard, you must stop being such a pussy.
As your beard grows longer and more burly, society will increasingly look upon you with disgust. People will think you're a slob, and look at you like some sort of circus freak. If you are looking for a job, very often you will be passed over as unqualified and incompetent. Despite the persecution, do not give up. An Epic Beard is worth it.
Along with yourself and society there are other unique obstacles that you will face. For some men the obstacle is their wife or girlfriend. For others it's their boss. Whatever the case, just remember that there is nothing more important than growing an Epic Beard. When your relationship has fallen apart and you have no job, be comforted in the knowledge that you are a man! You have an Epic Beard! Wrap yourself in it's embrace, and be happy. And then send me a picture.