Date: July 04, 2011
I am a man. I grow large beards, do long distance running, and do other manly things like that. I also pee sitting down.
Now you might wonder how a manly man like me could do something so femine as sitting down when I pee?
Because I'm not a fucking idiot. I understand my limitations - more specifically, I understand the limitations of my dick. I was not born with a sniper rifle, but with a shot gun. When I pee standing up, I get urine all over the floor.
Manly men realize that it's not cool to pee all over the floor, because eventually, you have to clean that shit up. And before the time comes to clean, you step in it and track it around your house. If you get up in the middle of the night to pee, you step in that shit barefoot... then you get it in your bed. I'm not a fucking animal! I'm a man!
So seriously, if you are a real man, sit the fuck down if you can't make the shot. Save yourself, your roommate, your wife, the janitor, or whoever, the fucking time and enegry, and stop pissing on the fucking floor.